The Missmiah - Arachnid Peace Accord of '97

[missmiah]

There is a ginormous spider web on my porch with a yucky, yet clever spider lurking upon it.

This web is technically not in violation the Missmiah - Arachnid Peace Accord Established in '97 (Modified in early '05 to remove the "Catch and Release" clause instigated by cptn_oblivious, because... he's not here. So there.) because the porch is not enclosed and therefore does not fall under the protection of "MissMiah's house, damn it".

But that little bastard puts one little creepy-ass spidery foot inside my sliding glass door and he is dead. DEAD!

If something tragic, for instance Colonel Brandon eating him, were to befall the spider while he is living upon my porch then I surely can not be held accountable. Right? Even if I keep pointing at the spider and yelling Fetch?

Comments

good training

[grandpoohbah.livejournal.com]

Just think of teaching CB to attack/kill/eat spiders (and other unwanted guests) as training for attack dog status. I have also noticed that cats seem to get some sort of sick pleasure out of dismembering crickets (which is fine with me, I hate those things!).