The Missmiah - Arachnid Peace Accord of '97

[missmiah]

There is a ginormous spider web on my porch with a yucky, yet clever spider lurking upon it.

This web is technically not in violation the Missmiah - Arachnid Peace Accord Established in '97 (Modified in early '05 to remove the "Catch and Release" clause instigated by cptn_oblivious, because... he's not here. So there.) because the porch is not enclosed and therefore does not fall under the protection of "MissMiah's house, damn it".

But that little bastard puts one little creepy-ass spidery foot inside my sliding glass door and he is dead. DEAD!

If something tragic, for instance Colonel Brandon eating him, were to befall the spider while he is living upon my porch then I surely can not be held accountable. Right? Even if I keep pointing at the spider and yelling Fetch?

Comments

[kauricat.livejournal.com]

I think that any actions by Colonel Brandon can safely be classified under "Acts of God" and therefore you cannot be held liable for any damages that occur as a result of said actions.

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Brandon will be pleased to discover he would be classified as an "Act of God". *giggle* His little ego would explode.

[beeform]

LOL! I need a peace accord like that up here in Bee-Land... should probably also draft something up for the cricket situation that'll be brewing later in the summer...

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

I have no treaty with the crickets. They must deal directly with the cats on the home invasion issue.

Roswell seems to think the back ends are tasty. The front ends have become presents for Mommy on several occasions.

[beeform]

I'm pretty sure our Secret Service Tiels are not willing to take on this additional responsibility.

We obviously need to find some sort of feline enforcer. We've got a wandering kitty that might accept the position...

[niam1985.livejournal.com]

The ginormous ones fall under no peace accord, in my book....if i see fur, they must go!

good training

[grandpoohbah.livejournal.com]

Just think of teaching CB to attack/kill/eat spiders (and other unwanted guests) as training for attack dog status. I have also noticed that cats seem to get some sort of sick pleasure out of dismembering crickets (which is fine with me, I hate those things!).