It's the time of the season...

[missmiah]

Surely I'm not the only female on the planet with hormone issues. Am I?

Maybe it was triggered by DH's leaving. I don't know. I just want it to stop. NOW.

It started a week or so ago. Very subtle, it was. I caught myself giving a nicely rounded male tushy a second glance. Then there was the urge to seek out classic fan fic with particularly memorable scenes. I reread niam1985's Hook/Wendy WIP that I love so much, several SS/HG's, even my own Parvus Obitus. I went to the book store and bought five romance novels (something I had weened myself off of this last year, I thought). I desperately wanted to watch Sense and Sensibility.

And then it got worse. My lord people, I ogled the waiter this evening. The Waiter! I instigated a game of "Death is Not an Option"! I don't even dare contemplating working on several of my unfinished stories because they require sex scenes and I don't think I can handle the mental anguish.

And I can't even appease myself with chocolate because of the thrice accursed High Blood Sugar! Damn you, Mother Nature!

I would kill for a back rub. And I'm not positive I don't mean that literally.

Stop me before I flirt again. And I giggled. Giggled?!

Could it be the blonde hair?

ETA: If I can't have a back rub, can I have This instead?

Comments

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

I hate to be nosy and all... but the Hook/Wendy story that I adore so much is unfinished, at least where I found it at. Is it completed? Or is there going to be an update?

Pretty please with cherries on top?

[niam1985.livejournal.com]

It is unfinished, but I actually have (very) recently been trying to work on it again. Rachel W. has offerred her services as a beta( I had no previous beta, and boy, in re-reading it this week all the errors screamed at me). I hope I can post another chapter fairly soon.

And may I say, Parvus Obitus is one of my all time favorites? Its one I re-visit when necessary :).
Best use of "The Speech" ever.

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! I can't help smiling everytime I re-read Hook explaining "things" to Wendy. Sexy and funny all in one.

And I'm rather found of that use for the Speech myself.

[niam1985.livejournal.com]

It was tricky to write that one. I had to 'oblivate' myself of everything I know in that subject.
It wasnt easy after reading so much smut and being married since the bronze age.