It's the time of the season...

[missmiah]

Surely I'm not the only female on the planet with hormone issues. Am I?

Maybe it was triggered by DH's leaving. I don't know. I just want it to stop. NOW.

It started a week or so ago. Very subtle, it was. I caught myself giving a nicely rounded male tushy a second glance. Then there was the urge to seek out classic fan fic with particularly memorable scenes. I reread niam1985's Hook/Wendy WIP that I love so much, several SS/HG's, even my own Parvus Obitus. I went to the book store and bought five romance novels (something I had weened myself off of this last year, I thought). I desperately wanted to watch Sense and Sensibility.

And then it got worse. My lord people, I ogled the waiter this evening. The Waiter! I instigated a game of "Death is Not an Option"! I don't even dare contemplating working on several of my unfinished stories because they require sex scenes and I don't think I can handle the mental anguish.

And I can't even appease myself with chocolate because of the thrice accursed High Blood Sugar! Damn you, Mother Nature!

I would kill for a back rub. And I'm not positive I don't mean that literally.

Stop me before I flirt again. And I giggled. Giggled?!

Could it be the blonde hair?

ETA: If I can't have a back rub, can I have This instead?

Comments

[rosedemon.livejournal.com]

Hormones, bio-rhythms, elevated sugar and full moons can all trigger the girl in us. Funny, I watch Sense and Sensibility if I am depressed. I figure if these two girls can find happiness with all that is stacked up against them then I too can be happy. Hand me the gallon of ice cream and turn the volume up please. LOL

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

I always thought that the younger sister was such a cow for not appreciating Colonel Brandon.

"Will-o-who?"

[rosedemon.livejournal.com]

Ah yes Willoughby. The same name as that deadly little town in the Twilight Zone. That is all I think of any time I watch S/S. "Next stop, Willoughby." Then you bust yourself up as you fall off the train. OOPS crossing over again. :D

[andrian1.livejournal.com]

Nope perfectly normal. Talking to a nun here *not literally but I can apply on my celibacacy alone*

Looking fantasizing is normal fact of life.

Hugs

[niam1985.livejournal.com]

Honored I was able to help, if only a bit.

And you are not alone, and it comes in waves with me too.(And I cant claim lack of husband,my husband is not gone anywhere...he would not like to see me in full flirt mode with the masses! Yikes!)

The blondeness? We can lay the blame there for now, I'll go with that. Yes, it's the blonde hair.Oh yeah, the blonde hair makes us do it....

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

I hate to be nosy and all... but the Hook/Wendy story that I adore so much is unfinished, at least where I found it at. Is it completed? Or is there going to be an update?

Pretty please with cherries on top?

[niam1985.livejournal.com]

It is unfinished, but I actually have (very) recently been trying to work on it again. Rachel W. has offerred her services as a beta( I had no previous beta, and boy, in re-reading it this week all the errors screamed at me). I hope I can post another chapter fairly soon.

And may I say, Parvus Obitus is one of my all time favorites? Its one I re-visit when necessary :).
Best use of "The Speech" ever.

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! I can't help smiling everytime I re-read Hook explaining "things" to Wendy. Sexy and funny all in one.

And I'm rather found of that use for the Speech myself.

[niam1985.livejournal.com]

It was tricky to write that one. I had to 'oblivate' myself of everything I know in that subject.
It wasnt easy after reading so much smut and being married since the bronze age.