This one's dedicated to Alex

[missmiah]

'Cause I know how he 'luvs' it when I perv on Snape. Not. Plus, I deleted the cruddy review.


Your secret lover is Snape.

Hehe...

Mine too.


Who is your secret Hogwarts Lover?
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[alex-shultz.livejournal.com]

I do not want a secret Hogwarts Lover!
I do not want one whether Heather Graham or Christian Glover.
I will not, cannot, must not, see?
The whole idea is quite repulsive to me.

You can tell I won't be the next Dr. Seuss. I can't even get a passable meter going.

Actually, Heather Graham wouldn't be too bad. She's no Ann-Margret, though.

Mercifully, at first I couldn't get the link to work to find out who is my secret Hogwarts Lover. Then the fates spat upon me and it started working.

It's not a fair quiz! Over half the answers to the first question refer the the secret lover as a male. The last question asks what secret "he" has told me. Well, the quiz reports that my secret Hogwarts Lover would be Lucius Malfoy.

Guess they couldn't really put the quiz up without biasing it towards the female answerer anyway. Seems like all the ladies at Hogwarts are either too young or ancient/spaced out/creepy. I don't want to go to jail for some little thirteen-year-old, or is that OK in England? McGonagall just doesn't "do" it for me. Trelawny is too spacey. Umbridge is described as having a face that looks like a toad, or something like that. Ick.

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[missmiah.livejournal.com]

Really... If you squint, Blondie could look a bit like a girl. Maybe.

So, McGonagall doesn't "do" it for you... you know, sometimes it's just better not to ask. I'm gonna go away now.

BTW - On a completely different note - has the Bard given any thought to Mr. Snape's invitation to visit? I think he was hinting at a *gasp* illicit encounter and I'm half tempted to accept the invitation just to see Jim's face when the Necromancer and the Bard arrive (with the rest of the party tagging along I'm sure) to spend a weekend.

"Excuse me, Snapeypoo, but with us being wanted all over the realm after that little incident with the Infernal Engine ... you didn't really expect us two girls to travel across the country without back-up, did you?"

I don't know how accepting Mr. Snape would be of a half-dragon, a bugbear, a small army of kobolds, Lynn, the Drow, and of course Mr. Snuggles (as I've decided to call my hairdresser/slave this week).

Re: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[alex-shultz.livejournal.com]

I imagine that if Jim had warning that the invitation would be accepted he could possibly manage to plan something for everyone.

Sounds like a visit could be fun. If everyone splits up the $$ from the dragon horde and corpse then some of the others could go on little spending sprees.

How much do you suppose the bard would have to "participate" in the little Snape fantasy thing? Perhaps using the bard's fascinate and suggestion abilities would help to provide a more pleasant time for all without any actual involvement by the bard in the fantasy stuff.