missmiah | Letters to... things.

It's that time of year again - time to break out the old X-Mas iconage. That's right, see the poor child wearing the salad bowl on her head and a garbage can covered in silver wrapping paper and blue bits? That's me during my staring *snerk* turn as R2D2 (number 1 as there were two pairs of droids due to the size of the class) in the classic Christmas play "Santa meets Star Wars". So... adore me.

On to memes:

Stolen from oodles of people.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole

mmyrtle's purse (30 points). Last Monday I punched

tiny_moo in the arm (-10 points). Last Sunday I helped

scatteredlogic see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (21 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
missmiah

Stolen from

sigma7

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In December, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Last week, I fed darnedchild to a Shoggoth (250 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In March, I sacrificed wikttguides to Cthulhu (500 points). In June, I recruited obsessed1 as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-160 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
missmiah

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Considering Missmiah and Darnedchild are one in the same that does raise some interesting identity issues, doesn't it? Also... 500 pints for sacrificing the WIKTT Guides! Go me.

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I love your new mood set!! When did you acquire that?

As for the Santa/Cthulhu letters.....At least you were good! My Santa letter was awful. I think I ended up at -300 points or something. I don't even remember if I rated a lump of coal. I'm looking forward to trying the Cthulhu one when I get home.