I hate grocery shopping

[missmiah]

Dear Annoying Volde-Mart Loiterers Shoppers,

Eight o'clock on a Sunday night. Why are all you people at Volde-Mart loitering around in the aisles? Don't you have homes and families and whatnot? I, having no family or friends waiting at home, have ducked into the store in the hopes of a quick grab, purchase and run and you are ruining that for me.

Also? If you are going to be standing in the middle of the dog food aisle, directly in front of the bags of Puppy Chow that I needed to get, would it kill you to maybe bathe once in a while? Seriously, if I can smell you all the way at the endcap, you've either be been rolling in something hideous or you haven't bathed in a week. Either way you should not be blocking the dog food, you should be in a backyard getting hosed down.

Seriously.

And you, chatty lady in the book aisle, I'm trying to read the backs of the chick porn books so that I can find something mind numbing to read in the tub. I have the "Why the fuck are you talking to me" face on from the second you try to strike up a conversation. So why the fuck are you talking to me?

Cranky,

Me

Comments

[rillathegrape.livejournal.com]

*dies*

It's funny because it's true!!!

I used to date a guy who worked for Hellmart. When they still had customers in the store forty-five minutes after they closed (this is back before they were open 24 hours), he'd get on the loudspeaker and announce, "It is now 11:45, we are releasing the dogs."

Heh.

That probably shouldn't amuse me so.

[wendynat.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, do I hear you on that one.

I hate the loiterers... can't they find somewhere else to stand instead of in front of the one item I want to grab?

Nothing really intelligent to say, but I had to use this icon :)