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"Instead of a bow, it was a boner."
"It looks like you're smuggling dwarves."
"Toe udders."
"She loves my udders."
And from last weekend when Sarah was with us. She was looking for the highway. Also, it would help if you knew that "steak" is an in-joke code for oral sex with our group.
"I'm looking for sixty-nine."
"I would like everyone to realize how restrained I'm being right now."
"That would be like mutual steak."
"Mutual steak of Omaha."
Chef at Japanese Steakhouse to Sarah - "This is the best steak you'll ever have."
Cue much snorting and snorfling for no apparent reason.
Tomorrow - Eddie Izzard!
"It looks like you're smuggling dwarves."
"Toe udders."
"She loves my udders."
And from last weekend when Sarah was with us. She was looking for the highway. Also, it would help if you knew that "steak" is an in-joke code for oral sex with our group.
"I'm looking for sixty-nine."
"I would like everyone to realize how restrained I'm being right now."
"That would be like mutual steak."
"Mutual steak of Omaha."
Chef at Japanese Steakhouse to Sarah - "This is the best steak you'll ever have."
Cue much snorting and snorfling for no apparent reason.
Tomorrow - Eddie Izzard!