Giggling and the list o' missing stuff that rewil requested

Let me just start by sharing part of the chat I had with Jason over IM. Some names have been altered to protect the innocent (or in J's hubby's instance, the terminally cranky).

Jason: here's a plan: replace all the stuff that got stolen, then leave for the weekend -- but have a hired ninja sneakily staying inside. When the evil theifit returns to gank the replacement stuff, the ninja leaps out all kung-fu style and delivers one thousand years of pain to the perp
Jason: and by ninja I mean M (Janet's hubby)
darnedchild: That is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Jason: and/or Midget and her fiance, who probably have better attack modifiers
Jason: M's only like a 3rd level cleric of Apathulhu. Midgets's got to be like a 7th level monk or something, right?
darnedchild: rewil and I are both laughing
darnedchild: rewil says Midget has the fu

Midget is my little sis, btw. She's a second degree black belt in tae kwon do and a first degree black belt in some weapons thing that I can't remember but which means that she can kill people with random props found around the house. Including the oar looking thing we had especially made for her at one point. Her fiance is also into tae kwon do. And both have belts in karate. In other words, they could bring the pain if they wished.

Behind the cut is all the stuff I've managed to remember that is now missing, as per rewil's request, there's more but this is all I can remember. The rest of y'all can just ignore it if you want.

( List o'stolen crap )

And finally - the cop that took my statement did the most half-arsed job I've ever seen. No fingerprints. Didn't ask for the titles of the missing stuff. Didn't ask for serial numbers, not that I had them, but really.

He did manage to let me know that Thieves like to return to homes they consider easy pickings. Oh, and have a nice day.

Bastage.

And DH still doesn't know about the break-in or the move.

Giggling and the list o' missing stuff that rewil requested

Let me just start by sharing part of the chat I had with Jason over IM. Some names have been altered to protect the innocent (or in J's hubby's instance, the terminally cranky).

Jason: here's a plan: replace all the stuff that got stolen, then leave for the weekend -- but have a hired ninja sneakily staying inside. When the evil theifit returns to gank the replacement stuff, the ninja leaps out all kung-fu style and delivers one thousand years of pain to the perp
Jason: and by ninja I mean M (Janet's hubby)
darnedchild: That is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Jason: and/or Midget and her fiance, who probably have better attack modifiers
Jason: M's only like a 3rd level cleric of Apathulhu. Midgets's got to be like a 7th level monk or something, right?
darnedchild: rewil and I are both laughing
darnedchild: rewil says Midget has the fu

Midget is my little sis, btw. She's a second degree black belt in tae kwon do and a first degree black belt in some weapons thing that I can't remember but which means that she can kill people with random props found around the house. Including the oar looking thing we had especially made for her at one point. Her fiance is also into tae kwon do. And both have belts in karate. In other words, they could bring the pain if they wished.

Behind the cut is all the stuff I've managed to remember that is now missing, as per rewil's request, there's more but this is all I can remember. The rest of y'all can just ignore it if you want.

( List o'stolen crap )

And finally - the cop that took my statement did the most half-arsed job I've ever seen. No fingerprints. Didn't ask for the titles of the missing stuff. Didn't ask for serial numbers, not that I had them, but really.

He did manage to let me know that Thieves like to return to homes they consider easy pickings. Oh, and have a nice day.

Bastage.

And DH still doesn't know about the break-in or the move.