Giggling and the list o' missing stuff that rewil requested

[missmiah]

Let me just start by sharing part of the chat I had with Jason over IM. Some names have been altered to protect the innocent (or in J's hubby's instance, the terminally cranky).

Jason: here's a plan: replace all the stuff that got stolen, then leave for the weekend -- but have a hired ninja sneakily staying inside. When the evil theifit returns to gank the replacement stuff, the ninja leaps out all kung-fu style and delivers one thousand years of pain to the perp
Jason: and by ninja I mean M (Janet's hubby)
darnedchild: That is the funniest thing I've seen all day
Jason: and/or Midget and her fiance, who probably have better attack modifiers
Jason: M's only like a 3rd level cleric of Apathulhu. Midgets's got to be like a 7th level monk or something, right?
darnedchild: rewil and I are both laughing
darnedchild: rewil says Midget has the fu

Midget is my little sis, btw. She's a second degree black belt in tae kwon do and a first degree black belt in some weapons thing that I can't remember but which means that she can kill people with random props found around the house. Including the oar looking thing we had especially made for her at one point. Her fiance is also into tae kwon do. And both have belts in karate. In other words, they could bring the pain if they wished.

Behind the cut is all the stuff I've managed to remember that is now missing, as per rewil's request, there's more but this is all I can remember. The rest of y'all can just ignore it if you want.

• 25 inch TV
  
• Apex DVD player
  
• VCR
  
• TV/VCR combo thing - replaced with a TV/DVD combo thing
  
• Hubby's stereo
  
• X-Box
  
• A pair of my black heels
  
• 2 Pier One Harvest Spice Candles
  
• 2 pillow cases
  
• At least one pair of hubby's socks
  
• DVDs
  
  • Dracula 2000
    
  • Dracula (with Ryder, Reeves, and Hannibal Lector) - have replaced this already
    
  • Dracula (with Frank Langella)
    
  • Dirty Dancing - Anniversary Collectors whatever edition - I bought a new copy today
    
  • Buck Rogers - the complete series
    
  • Blow Dry
    
  • Black Sunday
    
  • Bruce Campbell v. the Army of Darkness
    
  • Austin Powers
    
  • The Spy Who Shagged Me
    
  • Goldfinger
    
  • A Bug's Life
    
  • The two Dr. Phibe's movies
    
  • The Bride
    
  • Blair Witch Experience (both movies, the three computer games and a little stick man necklace)
    
  • Boondock Saints (DH has a copy in Iraq)
    
  • Dog Soldiers (DH has a copy in Iraq)
    
  
  
• X-Box Games
  
  • Doom 3 Collectors edition
    
  • Area 51
    
  • Sims
    
  • Sims Breaking Out
    
  • Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone
    
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
    
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
    
  • Hunter: The Reckoning
    
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer
    
  • Blood Rayne
    
  • CSI
    
  • House of the Dead III
    
  • Midway Classics
    
  • Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship
    
  • Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick
    
  
  

And finally - the cop that took my statement did the most half-arsed job I've ever seen. No fingerprints. Didn't ask for the titles of the missing stuff. Didn't ask for serial numbers, not that I had them, but really.

He did manage to let me know that Thieves like to return to homes they consider easy pickings. Oh, and have a nice day.

Bastage.

And DH still doesn't know about the break-in or the move.