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Captain has decided that he would prefer it if I no longer affectionately refereed to our son as Damien, hinting that perhaps my blond, blue-eyed surprise "miracle" child who is too smart for his own good might be the Anti-Christ. Captain is a fuddy duddy who sometimes does not understand my macabre since of humor.
I mean, I'm pretty close to 100% sure the Demon Spawn isn't actually the Anti-Christ, but I'm going to reserve judgement until he hits puberty, just in case.
To be honest, I suspect he'd like me to stop calling our son Demon Spawn as well, but that's been his pseudonym on the internet since I gave birth to him and I'm the one who grew him for 37 hellish weeks so I get an extra vote on this one.
I mean, I'm pretty close to 100% sure the Demon Spawn isn't actually the Anti-Christ, but I'm going to reserve judgement until he hits puberty, just in case.
To be honest, I suspect he'd like me to stop calling our son Demon Spawn as well, but that's been his pseudonym on the internet since I gave birth to him and I'm the one who grew him for 37 hellish weeks so I get an extra vote on this one.