The Joys of IM Part Duex

[missmiah]

Hrhjahi: it's so sad, being only a 3rd level Minor Government Functionary
Missmiah: sorry
Hrhjahi: most of my attacks involve filling forms out in triplicate
Missmiah: you need some levels in monkeysex ninja
Hrhjahi: and this stupid stapler only does 1d2
Hrhjahi: wait... the staple remover does 1d3
Hrhjahi: and as a bureaucrat, I do get infinite free res's
Missmiah: lol
Hrhjahi: 'cause you can't kill a bureaucrat
Hrhjahi: not really
Hrhjahi: we're kinda like vampires
Hrhjahi: with a health plan
Missmiah: lol
Hrhjahi: totally need a monkeysex ninja level
Missmiah: yep
Hrhjahi: true, the attacks don't really cause much physical damage, but the will save vs. permanent insanity is a nice touch
Hrhjahi: heeheehee... surprise sex
Hrhjahi: ninja sex isn't that good though
Hrhjahi: you know the ninja code... get in and out fast, and make sure nobody notices you were there

Comments

[kauricat.livejournal.com]

You guys are killin' me. I thought it couldn't get any better after the last one (which I read out loud to my husband while laughing hysterically and gasping for breath), but the last two lines of this one have definitely reset the bar.

[devsgma.livejournal.com]

OH. MY. GOD. You have managed to kill me off with laughter.