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Dear guy who I pay to mow my lawn,
Why do you call me ass early in the morning to tell me that while you were supposed to mow my lawn yesterday, you didn't, so you'll be mowing it tomorrow, when you never told me you were going to be mowing it yesterday in the first place? As a matter of fact, the only clue I have as to when you're going to show up is when you call to tell me you didn't show up.
Twice.
Also, when you do call to tell me you'll be coming by "tomorrow", try actually showing up. I changed out of my pajamas into real people clothes so I could be decent to give you your check when you came by today... but you never came by. It's seven pm. My lawn still needs to be mowed. I am annoyed.
Also, having just reread all of the above, I've managed to confuse myself. So now, you suck even more.
I would claim that if I knew how to use a lawn mower I would tell you to go stuff yourself, but everyone knows that I'm allergic to the grass mowing and also lazy, so there's no real danger of me telling you off.
Dammit.
You have me at a disadvantage for the moment, lawn mower guy, but I will eventually prevail! Or, you will eventually come mow my lawn and I'll end up giving you a check, but my thank you will be surly at best. So there.
Signed,
Miss Miah
Why do you call me ass early in the morning to tell me that while you were supposed to mow my lawn yesterday, you didn't, so you'll be mowing it tomorrow, when you never told me you were going to be mowing it yesterday in the first place? As a matter of fact, the only clue I have as to when you're going to show up is when you call to tell me you didn't show up.
Twice.
Also, when you do call to tell me you'll be coming by "tomorrow", try actually showing up. I changed out of my pajamas into real people clothes so I could be decent to give you your check when you came by today... but you never came by. It's seven pm. My lawn still needs to be mowed. I am annoyed.
Also, having just reread all of the above, I've managed to confuse myself. So now, you suck even more.
I would claim that if I knew how to use a lawn mower I would tell you to go stuff yourself, but everyone knows that I'm allergic to the grass mowing and also lazy, so there's no real danger of me telling you off.
Dammit.
You have me at a disadvantage for the moment, lawn mower guy, but I will eventually prevail! Or, you will eventually come mow my lawn and I'll end up giving you a check, but my thank you will be surly at best. So there.
Signed,
Miss Miah
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