The Joys of IM part Three

[missmiah]

Under the cut for HBP spoilers both real and imaginary.


hrhjahi: well, I finished my book
hrhjahi: "The Shaping of Middle Earth"
hrhjahi: Next in line: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
darnedchild: you haven't read it yet?
hrhjahi: nope
darnedchild: I'm sure you're very spoiled though
hrhjahi: I was in the middle of something else
hrhjahi: oh yeah
hrhjahi: Dumbledore kills Snape!
hrhjahi: only it wasn't really Snape, it was Lupin in disguise!
hrhjahi: and Minerva is a vampire!
darnedchild: lol
hrhjahi: but a good one, which is why she turns into a cat, not a bat
darnedchild: snort
hrhjahi: and it wasn't Dumbledore either!
hrhjahi: he was possessed by the spirit of Sirius, who wanted to protect Lupin from falling into the evil clutches of Sauron!
darnedchild: see... this is why you would be a good RPer
hrhjahi: and it turns out this whole time Voldemort was actually a misunderstood good guy
hrhjahi: fighting against Bill Gates
hrhjahi: no, but this is why I don't have a girl friend