This is an Actual Truefax conversation I had with Captain

So, yesterday, Captain called to let me know he was done with work and on his way home, as he does everyday because I get very paranoid about strange sounds at the door if I don't know someone is coming because I am just a very paranoid person in general.

Anyway, he called.

Me: What do you want for dinner?

Captain: Whatever is easiest for you to make.

Me: Ah, well... I can't go in the kitchen until you come home.

Captain: WHAT? Why? What happened?

Me: I was reading scary things. On the internet.

Captain: About the kitchen?

Me: No.

Captain: But the kitchen is scary now?

Me: Sort of? More specifically the hallway is dark between me and the kitchen. So I can't get to the kitchen until you come home and turn the light on.

Captain: Ohhhkay. That's fine. I'll turn the light on.

Me: Yay! Maybe I'll try to make it to the kitchen, but don't get your hopes up.

Captain: Fair enough. Can you get to the bathroom?

Me: Nope. I've just been holding it until you come home. Which is a hint. That you should come home.

In case you were curious, I did eventually make it through the dark hallway to the light switch and then took care of things and had dinner started by the time he made it home. BUT, before we went to sleep I made him look under the bed and also in the closet. Also, there was a scary video on youtube that I had watched part of and wanted to know how it would end but I didn't want to watch it myself, so I made him watch it for me and tell me what happened.

And that's yet another reason why I love my husband.

This is an Actual Truefax conversation I had with Captain

So, yesterday, Captain called to let me know he was done with work and on his way home, as he does everyday because I get very paranoid about strange sounds at the door if I don't know someone is coming because I am just a very paranoid person in general.

Anyway, he called.

Me: What do you want for dinner?

Captain: Whatever is easiest for you to make.

Me: Ah, well... I can't go in the kitchen until you come home.

Captain: WHAT? Why? What happened?

Me: I was reading scary things. On the internet.

Captain: About the kitchen?

Me: No.

Captain: But the kitchen is scary now?

Me: Sort of? More specifically the hallway is dark between me and the kitchen. So I can't get to the kitchen until you come home and turn the light on.

Captain: Ohhhkay. That's fine. I'll turn the light on.

Me: Yay! Maybe I'll try to make it to the kitchen, but don't get your hopes up.

Captain: Fair enough. Can you get to the bathroom?

Me: Nope. I've just been holding it until you come home. Which is a hint. That you should come home.

In case you were curious, I did eventually make it through the dark hallway to the light switch and then took care of things and had dinner started by the time he made it home. BUT, before we went to sleep I made him look under the bed and also in the closet. Also, there was a scary video on youtube that I had watched part of and wanted to know how it would end but I didn't want to watch it myself, so I made him watch it for me and tell me what happened.

And that's yet another reason why I love my husband.