Dear Online Clothing Retailer

Hi,

The shorts I ordered a week or so ago? The ones that were on sale?

Yeah, these slim-legged ladies trousers four sizes smaller than my original order? Not my shorts.

So, Saturday, when I received the package and spoke to a woman I am pretty sure was stoned was fun. Her response? "Oh, wow. That's probably our fault. Can you, like, call back on Monday?"

I admit, Captain and I got a chuckle out of that one.

Today, Monday, I call back. You were almost helpful up until the part where you told me that I would have to pay for my shorts again (fine, I can see that one, you don't know for certain that I'm not going to be holding your shitty pants hostage or something, and you want to make sure I'm going to return them before you give me the benefit of the doubt) and have to pay shipping again.

Oh no. Not just no, but Hell No.

Actual conversation: "You mean to tell me that I have to pay to ship an item I already paid to ship once, because you sent me the wrong thing?"

"Well, we're not charging you to return the pants, that would have been a $6.50 charge, and you're not paying that."

"No. I am not paying that, this is true. However, I am also not paying to ship the item I've already paid to ship, either."

"Oh. Well, I suppose we could ship that for free because of the inconvenience."

"Yes, I suppose you could."

*headdesk*

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Miah

Dear Online Clothing Retailer

Hi,

The shorts I ordered a week or so ago? The ones that were on sale?

Yeah, these slim-legged ladies trousers four sizes smaller than my original order? Not my shorts.

So, Saturday, when I received the package and spoke to a woman I am pretty sure was stoned was fun. Her response? "Oh, wow. That's probably our fault. Can you, like, call back on Monday?"

I admit, Captain and I got a chuckle out of that one.

Today, Monday, I call back. You were almost helpful up until the part where you told me that I would have to pay for my shorts again (fine, I can see that one, you don't know for certain that I'm not going to be holding your shitty pants hostage or something, and you want to make sure I'm going to return them before you give me the benefit of the doubt) and have to pay shipping again.

Oh no. Not just no, but Hell No.

Actual conversation: "You mean to tell me that I have to pay to ship an item I already paid to ship once, because you sent me the wrong thing?"

"Well, we're not charging you to return the pants, that would have been a $6.50 charge, and you're not paying that."

"No. I am not paying that, this is true. However, I am also not paying to ship the item I've already paid to ship, either."

"Oh. Well, I suppose we could ship that for free because of the inconvenience."

"Yes, I suppose you could."

*headdesk*

Hugs and kisses,

Miss Miah