Sgt. ButtNugget is on my S*** List

The HR person at the store came by today. "Hello, Miah. I can't help but notice that your husband has been missing for nearly a month now and that means your thirty days notice from the point of a qualifying event is just about up. Do you, by any chance, know when you will be getting notification of when the F-ing people your hubby now works for will get off their collectively non-helpful asses and sign you up for your husband's insurance? No pressure, really. I just thought you might want to know that if you aren't off our insurance by ... oh, let me think, tomorrow you have to finish the year or have _another_ qualifying event. Kay?"

I may be paraphrasing. But that was the general gist of the conversation.

( Miah's rant about the military in general and Sgt. ButtNugget specifically. )

Sgt. ButtNugget is on my S*** List

The HR person at the store came by today. "Hello, Miah. I can't help but notice that your husband has been missing for nearly a month now and that means your thirty days notice from the point of a qualifying event is just about up. Do you, by any chance, know when you will be getting notification of when the F-ing people your hubby now works for will get off their collectively non-helpful asses and sign you up for your husband's insurance? No pressure, really. I just thought you might want to know that if you aren't off our insurance by ... oh, let me think, tomorrow you have to finish the year or have _another_ qualifying event. Kay?"

I may be paraphrasing. But that was the general gist of the conversation.

( Miah's rant about the military in general and Sgt. ButtNugget specifically. )